The Lem Sheps – Covid Holiday

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COVID HOLIDAY
by The Lem Sheps

Sick of TV news need a
Covid Holiday
Spread your wings and fly away
Sick of stars and their shoes
Pie-charts, graphs and stats
Bring back Roland Rat

We've seen the film before
Plagues in every Mall
The tallest of them always fall
5G frying bees
Blame it on disease
Blaming bats and monkeys birds in trees

The govt's hit the fan
'Keep your social distance
Do it now this instance'
Happy with our fam
A cavalcade of jokers
Together on our sofas

CHORUS
I hope you understand
If I don't shake your hand
Keep your breath away
Need a cover holiday

Covid Holiday

Remember foot and mouth, back in the day
Glad you weren't a bovid
'Coz bovids can't get covid can they?
Or bat flu from Wuhan
Corned beef from a can
My email's full of spam

Watching stars grilling meat
In their gardens, bunch of poseurs
Rubbing noses in their roses
The govt's talking cheap
Legislate and baste
Don't let Lockdown go to waste

The spokesman's got a plan
Close the windows, play your parts
Fresh air can kill, keep baking tarts
Need a Covid Holiday
Forget the rats, we've had Black Death
if Covid knocks just hold your breath

CHORUS
I hope you understand
If I don't shake your hand
Keep your breath away
Need a Covid Holiday

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