Conversations With Stanley, from Matt Nagin's humor book "Do Not Feed The Clown". An account of a sadistic dentist who drills extra holes in Stanley Kubrick's teeth when he doesn't laugh at his dumb jokes.
This excerpt comes from a longer piece, wherein a fictional character seeing a whole cottage industry developed around legendary filmmaker Stanley Kubrick, decides to capitalize by interviewing people that met him briefly....a colon hydrotherapist, an exterminator, a gas station attendant. More at http://www.mattnagin.com
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